Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 1 episode 8
Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 1
MY FACEBOOK GIRL

EPISODE 8

Recharge card again?, what do I do this time?, segun must not hear this, and I dont want her to change her mind about coming over to see me, but seriously, I was tired of this airtime demands of a thing but at the same time, I wanted to fucck kemi.

I decided to risk it again and transfer N100 airtime to her from my phone. One thing about kemi was that, whenever she gets an airtime below what she requested for, she would never call back to appreciate but if she gets the exact amount she requested for, she would call back and spend maximum of 30seconds on a call. After the transfer, she didnt call back as usual and I ignored her.

On saturday, I went to visit segun and we had a chat about kemi. I told segun that kemi would be around on the following week and my guy came up with a master plan as usual.

ME: sege, that my babe go arrive next weekend ooooo

SEGE: bimpe or kemi?

ME: which one be bimpe again jor?, its kemi

SEGE: oooooh, the airtime merchandise?

ME: na you sabi.

SEGE: but is she staying over at your place?, or just stopping by to visit?

ME: we never discuss that one yet

SEGE: all the same, you must sample that girl at this only opportunity oooo. Or else, u might not see another opportunity again.

ME: I go try sha.

SEGE: you must do ni. You know hungry girls like kemi requires special tactics to get them laid.

ME: really?, gist me.

SEGE: firstly, you must act or fake it that you have money to spend on her when she is around, you must be good at fake promises and your mouth must be loaded with lies, na that thing dey give them hope say hmmm, I must maga this guy, e be like say e get money

ME: hmmmm sege, and after that nko? ****getting interesting*****,

SEGE: you must be smart to play your game wella so as not to miss the fuccking. Make sure that u post all the spending till after s*x, and not before.

ME: I still dont understand

SEGE: mr maga, listen. If you spend before planning to have s*x, you might not get it, just keep making mouth till you get what you want.

ME: I hear you ooooo.

SEGE: when she dey with you. Call me and we go act drama for her.

ME: mr sege, I dey fear you oooo

SEGE: you think say I be mumu like you?. Na me dey scam girls, girls no dey dupe me. Loooool.

I returned home that night. Segun and I began our rehearsals on whatsapp ahead of kemis arrival. Ever since I was growing up, I had always have this mentality that the more you spend for her, the more she loves you but segun changed my orientation and made me realize that most times, the more you spend blindly, the more you are a maga.

Between monday and Wednesday of the following week, kemi called me more than 5 times but I didnt pick up, I intentionally refused to pick up because I knew she would always demand for airtime. On thursday morning, I called her myself.

ME: hello kemi

KEMI: my love, how are you?, why did you refused picking my calls for the past four days?

ME: Im sorry, the phone was on silent since sunday night and I misplaced it since then. I tried calling the number from another phone to trace it but it wasnt ringing out, it was this morning that I found it inside the kitchen cupboard.

KEMI: eeyah, sorry about that my love, I was thinking you were with another girl, maybe thats why you refused to pick up.

ME: ****oloshi, this one wey you dey call me my love I know say na send me airtime go end am********, baby when are you coming?.

KEMI: I would arrive this evening, but the event is tomorrow and saturday.

ME: are you staying over at my place?

KEMI: ***laughs****

ME: why laughing?

KEMI: you are funny ni, Im coming with my family, we would be staying over at the place provided for us. since Im not alone, I wont be able to stay over at your place.

ME: huuuuuh, how do I take you out for shopping then?

KEMI: eeeeeeehhh You mean you want to shop for me?

ME: yes, I am even buying a phone for you since you said your phone is giving you issues.

KEMI: huuuuh. Thats why I love you honey. But why dont we do it like this?

ME: how?

KEMI: please do all the shopping and bring it to me where I would be staying, I might not be chanced to spend time outside, sebi I told you I would be with my family?

ME: ****heartbroken oloshi******* no problem dear, lets postpone all the shopping and gifts to another day that you would have time. I cant just be roaming about supermarkets alone on my own without you by my side, I would only come and say Hi to you wherever you are. Thats all

KEMI: common dear, so you wont bring anything for me?

ME: not sure, maybe apples only sha.

KEMI: haba, ok you know what

ME: what?

KEMI: let me get to akure first, then I would know how to squeeze out time to go out with you.

ME: thats my baby

KEMI: are you happy now?

ME: off course. So what time will u get to akure?

KEMI: cant say yet, but we would leave home by 10am sha.

ME: ok dear, cant wait to see you

KEMI: same here dear

ME: pls let me know when you are around

KEMI: ok my love, eeeerhm my love, please can you do me a favour please

ME: ***hanged up*****, oloshi, the only favour I have been doing you is Airtime, omo-ale (bastard)

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Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 1 episode 9
Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 1
MY FACEBOOK GIRL

EPISODE 9

*After the call*

I went to work and chat with my friend segun along side. I narrated my recent action to him and he told me I was getting smarter. We discussed how kemis package will look like, and trust my guy, he came with a very brilliant plan. He said we would act like brothers, I would be the elder brother while he would be the younger brother.

I smiled and said to myself, hope say sege no go push me to jail some day sha, but on a serious note, its good to have the good, the bad, and the ugly friends and I dont even know the category that segun belongs to.

After closing for the days job at 5pm, I was so tired and I couldnt stop over at seguns house, I went home straight and fell over the bed to relax. At 7pm, my phone was ringing and I looked at the screen, it was my beloved kemi calling.

ME: hello love

KEMI: call me back please ***hanged up****

What is this girl up to?, haba, she had never call for 3 minutes before, always saying call me back. I wait for like 10minutes before returning the call

ME: hello love

KEMI: hi. How are you?

ME: Im fine, and you?

KEMI: Im fine too. What happened to your phone the other time in the morning?

ME: sorry about that jaree, the credit was exhausted and the call terminated.

KEMI: hmmmmmmmm. I thought you dont want to talk to me ni.

ME: haba, no naw. So where are you

KEMI: Im now in akure

ME: really?, where in akure?

KEMI: I dont know dear, ok hold on let me ask someone ******background pls what is the name of this place?. Response: oda road****** ok onihaxy, they said its oda road.

ME: eeeyah, not to far from my area sha. About 30 to 40minute taxi drive.

KEMI: really?

ME: yes. So how do we see?

KEMI: I dont know yet ooooo, and I would be so busy tomorrow in cooking assistance.

ME: so what about saturday?

KEMI: I will be busy too

ME: so what do we do now? I cant wait to see you dear.

KEMI: same here. Ok lets do it this way

ME: how?

KEMI: to save time, lets meet at the shopping plaza, text the location to me, you will get there before me and I will meet you there.

ME: *****oloshi, you dey prove smart abi?, na me you wan use brain for?. Thanks to seges tutorials******* that will be bit difficult dear

KEMI: why?

ME: my younger brother is around and wanted to see you, infact, he should have travelled yesterday but he said he would wait till your arrival.

KEMI: who is that? And did you tell him anything about me?

ME: my cousin .yes I told him lots about you

KEMI: and what was that?

ME: that you are my love, the girl I wanted to marry. And he said he wanted to see his brothers wife. Infact, he has a gift to give you.

KEMI: really?. What is the gift?

ME: he didnt show me, neither did he tell me. He said its for you alone and its a surprise. He would travel immediately after seeing you.

KEMI: oooooo God, and I would be busy oooooo, ok, lets see what would happen tomorrow sha.

ME: thats my love.

KEMI: onihaxy please.

ME: **** interrupted**** heeeeee, honey please I will call you back, my food is burning seriously. ****hanged up***** Oloshi, I knew that it is baby send me airtime that would follow the onihaxy please

At 9pm, I called kemi again to discuss on how we would meet.

ME: hi love

KEMI: how are you dear?

ME: Im fine, and you?

KEMI: Im doing great.

ME: so how do we see and when?,

KEMI: lets see if I could sneak out tomorrow to see you. Hope your place isnt far from here?

ME: no dear, its along the main road. If you take a bike, the bike man will you exactly infront of my house.

KEMI: please I wont stay long outside because of my family, I dont want them to suspect that Im missing. So you would stay infront of your house and the same bike that brought me would takes us both to the outing.

ME: ***oloshi, na me you dey prove smart for abi?*******, no problem dear

KEMI: alright dear, what are the things you are buying for me?

ME: just wait till tomorrow and see the surprises that awaits you.

KEMI: thats why I love you. Baby please transfer little airtime to me please

ME: it late, and I dont have sufficient airtime on my phone. Lets make it tomorrow.

KEMI: ok dear, take care

ME: bye ***hanged up********

I chat with segun after to call to gist him about kemis outdoor plans. I was so confused on how to convince her to bed. Segun assured me that I shouldnt worry as he would take charge of everything. We had our last rehearsals that night on his plans of how to ute kemis parole.

8am the second day which was friday, I woke up very early. I had took a time off from work earlier on thursday on the pretence that I was sick and needed to go to the hospital for treatment. I changed my bedsheets, stocked my portable fridge with 3 can malts and fruits, I went to the nearby chemist to purchase a pack of condom and I sprayed the whole room with air refresher. Indeed, nobody cleans a house faster than a guy expecting a new girl.

9:25am, kemi flashed me and I called back,
ME: hello love

KEMI : hi dear.

ME: how was your night?

KEMI: it was fine. Where is my airtime?

ME: Im sorry dear, Im still on bed, I havent gone out yet

KEMI: why cant you send your brother to buy it?

ME: he went out very early this morning and he hasnt returned yet.

KEMI: send your address, I should be on my way any moment from now. And first thing, I will collect my airtime when I arrive.

ME: ok love, no problem.

KEMI: bye

ME: bye.

I sent the detailed address to kemi and I also inform my goon (segun) about kemis coming.

35minutes later, segun arrived fully dressed and pulling a leather box. We hugged and gist about how we would ute our plans neatly.

While we were having gists and fun. My phone rang and it was kemi calling.

ME: hi love, where are you?

KEMI: I just ped from a bike at the front of your house, Please come outside and lets hurry up, the bike-man is waiting.

ME: ok *****hanged up*******.

I turned to segun with a sad face full of disappointment. Segun saw the look on my face.

ME: segun, Im not sure this plan will work out?

SEGE: why not leave all the plans to the event planner?.

ME: but she still insisted on waiting outside?

SEGE: mr maga, just calm down. Lets go outside and welcome her, I will take charge of the situation. Trust me my guy.

ME: yes boss

We went outside together to meet kemi. As we stepped out of the door, I saw a young lady standing by a bike-man at the other side of the road. I was so disappointed in what I saw, kemi wasnt as pretty and adoring as the lady I have been seeing on facebook. Her face looked so rough and full of spots compared to the clean and radiating face I have been seeing on facebook.

Is that the babe? Segun asked me. I guess so I replied.

Segun: chaiiiiii, this one wowoooo, very very ugly too bad.

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