LAUGH

1. When your partner is bathng, just shut baby you thought I dont know your passwrd, so whats all this nnsense in your phone...

My Brother, you will make someone to stay in the bathroom the whole day thinking of answers to give you
2. Welcome to Nigera, where Only black people will mute the TV to smll whats brning
3. I decided to gist with this my stbborn boyfriend today...
Me: What is your Favourite colour?
Favour: Stop asking me stpid question, ask me something logical and mature instead...
Me: How many moles of Sodium Bicarbonate I are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of Sulphuric aid at S.T.P?
Favour: My favourite colour is Pink...
Abeg wetin dey happen???
4. The strength we use to stand up from our chairs and shut GOAL when watching a football match is different from the one we use when shouting AMEN in the church.
I really dont know what is wrong with boys at all.
5. If you dont want to visit me, then tell me straight forward...
Favour, Which one is I dont know if I can come again oo, my father is ngry with my mother
6. If you see the way your girlfrind is busy telling another guy she doesnt have a boyfriend, youll know its only God who loves you.
7. I stpped reciting Nigeria pledg since a cup of rice became #15O.
Serve Nigeria with which strength. Me that have not eaten since
8. You bought a freezer of 15Ok for only 12k and you are now complaining the freezer is shockng you, My Brother the time you are buying it the price no shok you?
9. My problm started with Calabar people when I heard one Calabar womn singing ekwueme like this:
Ekwueme, Ekwueme
Ekwueme, Ekwueme
We are the living God oo
Eze no one like us.
10. For those guys that are calling their girlfrends their world , but if that world asks for #10,OOO, the moon will vanish, all the rivers and seas will dry up and the sun itself will off light.
11. Nothing pin most than when someone is almost klling you in a fght and people around you will be shuting LEAVE THEM MAKE THEM FGHT
12. Friends, you can tell me your secrts, they are safe with me.
Favour that told me she travelled to London last week to meet her new boyfrend, did I tell anybody?
13. Please oo if you help me to see a White Hen with two legs in your street, please message me
Its mine, we dey keep am for Christmas
14. You are trying to go without like
Its not fair oo