1...Wife: in my dream i saw u in a jewelry store and u buy me a dimond ring...
Husband...i had thesame dream and i saw ur father paying the bill...
2..friends buy you lunch...but best friends eats ur lunch...
3....its raining and ur telling someones daughter to enters ur room....my brother are u Noah.. or ur room nah ark?
4...if u think ur boyfriend dnt know math...try telling him ur pregnant..hmmm
5..love will make u to sees ur boyfriend as the most handsome guy on earth....break up and see hw ugly the idiot is...