I can show you the whirl
Water, flushed and distended
Flush it and open the lid
And drink the water inside
It is swirling clockwise
We could be in down under
The perfect place to chunder
It is warm when occupied
A hole to whirl
I have used up all my tissue
When I ask, they say no.
Nowhere to go
I can just sit here waiting
A hole to whirl
In a few place they call it loo
When the swirl disappear, I shed
a tear
Now Ill have to wait a minute
or two
I see men in pink tights
Peeking me through the ceilings
It is so not appealing
Why would they be here and spy
A hole to whirl
I hate to sanitise
I dont wash after I weewee
I think that I am clever
How can they shoot so far
It is bizarre
In the outback
I aim it at a tree
A hole to whirl
Laws of physics applies
When you try to read the
review
This is the worst song ever
Sit on it like a chair
Then make bad air
Dont know how something that
big got through
A hole to whirl
Thats where well pee
After it fades
Therell still be trace
For poo and pee