*the anger of p*nis cannot destroy the v*gina, *the only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow, *respect the fool to avoid noise,

*no matter how far you urinate, the last (s) always falls at your feet,

*food don dey expensive oh even pregnant woman no dey vomit again,

*girl you better have a license because youre driving me crazy,

*baby, you must be a broom cause you just swept me off my feet, *only 9ja mother would wake you up at 1;30am in the morning to beat you for am offence,

*some girls will be doing

(fine girl fine gir 2 buckets of water cannot flush their shit especially those one with small nyash.....TBC