1).Toothpicks were missing in the house,then my mother asked our maid,and she was like:its not me,even when i use it i put them back
2).Some africans parents will be like i will not place curse on you,but whatever you do to me,your children will do you same.Is this one proclamation or a declaration
3).Women have 3-5days of loosing blood every month,Cant mosquitoes focus only on men
4).Everyone has has right to be foolish but some idiots use it stupidly
Teacher:Mention 10 wild animals
Student:5 lions and 5 tigers
5).My school teacher taught me most of the lies i tell today,she would tell me to write a letter to my uncle in abroad when she knows my uncle is in the village
6).No one is more respectful than a person who wants to borrow money from you
He can even greet ur dog..........He would be like:hello bingo how are you