I LOVE NIGERIA BECAUSE
(1) Where a man Happily meet a lady and when she
goes back to her friends, their only question was Is
the guy loaded?
(2) Where leaders pretend to be patriotic when they
are in office, out of office, they will turn to ethnic
tigers.
(3) Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note.
(4) Where Groundnuts are sold in Bottles Waters
sold in Satchets.
(5) Where parents claim they always came first
position in school.
(6) Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A
DRIVERs LICENCE
(7) Where Presidents and other government officials
dont know the national anthem.
(Where the Police on a road block makes more
money a day than motorist and their owners.
(9) Where Gala and Lacasera is the best option when
stuck in traffic jams (hold up).
(10) Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and yam
and others given a chieftancy title for stealing billions
and Front row seat in churches.
(11) Where we fight for everything. To gain admission
to university, to get a job and to enter a bus
(12) Where you are robbed of your phone and the
robbers come back for your Pin code and the
charger.
(13) Where politicians use big unnecessary grammar
to scam people.
(14) Where your type of GENERATOR shows how
RICH you are.
(15) Where you can easily blame your
unsuccessfulnes
on family members in the village.A group of men gathered at a church
conference on how to live in a loving
relationship with their wives. The men
were
asked, How many of you love your
wife ? All
the men raised their hands. Then they
were
asked, When was the last time you told
your
wife you love her ? Some men answered
today, some yesterday, majority didnt
remember. The men were then told to
take
their cell phones and send the following
text
to their respective wives: I love you,
sweetheart
Then the men were told to exchange their
phones so one can read the other wifes
reply
to the love message.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then, not now
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again? I wont forgive
you
this time.
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming?
8. If you dont tell me who this message
is
actually for, you will die today
9. U dis man I asked you to stop
drinking.
10. Abeg na who be this?