Ready to make your day happy.
1)my sister if your boyfriend has a car, break the wind screen, if he doesnt beat you Marry him cuz he is a good husband material.
2)sorry to disturb you abeg no vex o Am just thinking about it since morning, if i put kerosine inside fridge, shey e go block, i just Dey ask.
3)jealousy guy be like:
him:babe, where are you
her:am in church.
him:give jesus the phone i want to talk to him.


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