Adapted from: American pie part 1.

We must make a stand, here and now. No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused. We will fight for every man out there who isnt getting laid should be. This is our day. This is our time. And, by God, we will not stand by and watch history condemn us into celibacy. Yes. We will make a stand. We will succeed. We will get girls laid.