Chapter 3: Senior, Thats My Dick
Senior, Thats My Dick
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[Name] Baek Taeyang
[Physical] Height: 183cm / Weight: 95kg / Body Fat
Percentage: 8
[Deion] Baek Taeyang is the oddball character
in the Academy Pure Love Diary novel. The author
took his long-held ideals of the perfect man and
projected them onto this character. He exudes an
excessive amount of female appeal, possessing a
body and eloquence that make anyone of the
opposite sex naturally drawn to him.
Originally, the plan was for him to transfer to the
central stage of the Academy Pure Love Diary
novel, the Victory Academy, and become a threat
to the relationship between Kim Minsoo and Yoomin.
However, the authors lack of dating and sexual
experience hindered him from properly developing
the character, resulting in his absence from the
novel.
[Main Skill] Coercion (???)
[Sub Skills] Dignity Named Taeyang (A), Virgin
Bomber (SSS), ???? (???)
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When I regained consciousness, the first thing that
drew my attention was the status window. It was
floating there, so I decided to give it a read, and I found
myself puzzled. What is this? It says Baek Taeyang, but
my name is Lee Taeok
My last memory was in a white space, and then out of
nowhere, this weird book popped up and covered me.
And now, the situation I find myself in this status
window and a room Ive never laid eyes on before.
Surprisingly, the rooms layout was a perfect match for
the latest version of Victory Academys guys dorms. In
this crazy twist, it was pretty evident that the nerdy
author of that weird book somehow dragged me into
the world of Academy Pure Love Diary.
Does any of this even make sense? Can it really be
this straightforward? And on top of that, these wild
things are happening to me?
All Id read were the prologue, chapter 1, and the latest
chapter. I wasnt even the biggest fan; I was just a
dude whod sent a long message, and now all this
craziness was unfolding before my eyes.
After sitting on the bed, scratching my head for about
five hours, I finally came to the conclusion that
overthinking it wouldnt get me anywhere. Staying still
and fretting isnt my style. Anyway, right now, Im not
Lee Taeok but Baek Taeyang, right?
After giving the status screen a quick once-over, I
walked over to the full-body mirror. My reflection was a
spitting image of what that screen showed. I had a
body that could waltz into a bodybuilding contest and
snatch a Grand Prix, and the third leg? Well, lets just
say it looked like it belonged in a western adult film.
Just for kicks, I gave my waist a little shimmy, and it
lightly brushed my thighs, which left me in shock.
I definitely need to stash it away to the left side.
I decided not to dwell on why I was butt naked.
Sweating the small stuff wasnt gonna make me a
better person. Maybe he had tried to comfort himself by
thinking about a little self-pleasure and accidentally
leaving behind something so remarkable, but that was
probably an issue with the author himself.
I reached out and pressed the status screen, and the
next window appeared.
[Main Quest]
Today is the transfer day to Victory Academy. Its
also your first day to make a name for yourself as
Baek Taeyang Leave a strong impression of your
existence
Clear Conditions: Have sex with a character from
Victory Academy (0/1)
Deadline: Today
Reward: Enchanting Gaze (B) / Penalty: Death
It was a hilariously extreme condition. I couldnt help
but burst into laughter at the notion that if I didnt get
laid, Id meet my demise, and I had to achieve it by the
days end. This wasnt some wild nightclub where you
could just hook up with anyone at random. It seemed
like the authors expertise in relationships was on par
with a rock.
Swiftly, I grasped the situation. I undoubtedly found
myself trapped within the confines of a novel.
Furthermore, it appeared that I had to embark on a
quest to find a way out eventually.
Stay calm. The quest didnt strike me as
insurmountable. Besides, being inside a novel should
allow for some semblance of a natural progression.
I donned the school uniform. Despite its pristine white
appearance, it clashed horribly with my white hair and
tanned skin. No matter how meticulously I fastened the
buttons, I couldnt escape the impression of a
delinquent.
Once I finished the quest, staying in the dormitory
wouldnt suffice.
Facing a death penalty for not having sex didnt concern
me in the slightest. I had a talent that could make even
the nerdiest of nerds squirm. If I simply stuck to my
usual approach, it should be a walk in the park.
Im no longer Lee Taeok; Im Baek Taeyang With that
resolute declaration, I exited the room.
As I proceeded towards the academy, I uncovered
several intriguing tidbits from Baek Taeyangs
recollections. Worldwide, monsters were emerging and
infiltrating Earth through gates, prompting various
countries to establish academies to counter them.
Each nation curbed the reckless use of abilities by
emphasizing character education until the age of 19,
after which students attended academies to hone their
skills. Among these institutions, Victory Academy in
Korea was notorious for its frustration at being unable
to dispatch talents to other parts of the world.
That definitely seems to be the case.
Observing others in identical school uniforms on the
way, it was evident that they all possessed impressive
physiques. Naturally, I outshone them all in that
department. Walking alone, I felt like I was in a league
of my own, even in the way I nonchalantly carried my
bag, slinging it over my shoulder rather than wearing it
properly. I truly embodied the stereotype of a rebellious
thug.
Stop right there
As I contemplated my potential quest partner, a sudden
roadblock emerged in human form.
Well, its ridiculous to complete the quest. This girls
wearing her skirt long enough to cover her knees Id
have a blast hiking it up and going down to business.
She sported oversized glasses that could double as
serving platters compared to her petite face, leaving her
features shrouded in mystery. Yet, I couldnt shake the
notion that hidden beneath those lenses might be a
pleasant surprise.
Hey, I said stop
Huh? I halted in response to her command.
Upon closer examination, her school uniform bore a
name tag that proclaimed Disciplinary Team, and
underneath it, the name Yoo Soojin was neatly
displayed. It was rather comical to consider that grown-
ups were busy regulating attire while masquerading as
enforcers. Well, they couldnt exactly let students run
wild if they had school uniforms, could they?
Ive never seen your face before.
Im a transfer student.
As soon as I offered my response, Yoo Soojins
expression twisted, as if she found something
disagreeable about it.
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I, Yoo Soojin, cherished my daily routine, taking
immense pride in my role as a disciplinary team
member. Consequently, I dedicated myself more
diligently to my disciplinary duties than anyone else,
securing the position of disciplinary leader for the next
year.
As I passed through the school gates, I made a solemn
vow that no one would display delinquent behavior
under my supervision, and indeed, not a single instance
of such behavior had occurred.
Who is that man?
However, the individual approaching from a distance
was pushing the boundaries of acceptability, even with
a Victory Academy uniform on. If he had been in casual
attire, I would have promptly chased him away.
Starting from the unbuttoned shirt to shedding parts of
the uniform, he wa wearing a hoodie zip-up.
Occasionally, he would slip his hand into the left pocket,
and there was certainly something suspicious about it.
Normally, I wouldnt resort to personal item inspections,
but I felt it was necessary this time. I summoned him
over, halting his progress, and began questioning him
on various matters. However, he persistently reiterated
that he was a transfer student and provided no further
information. His name tag was absent, as if he had
deliberately discarded it.
If you continue to be uncooperative like this, well
have a serious talk, whether its about your transfer or
something else.
It was an attempt to intimidate him, but he appeared
entirely unfazed. In fact, his reaction was more
bemusing than anything. As I observed his laughter, a
strong sense of determination washed over me. I
decided I couldnt let him go without conducting a
personal item inspection.
What have you been fiddling with in your left pocket
all this time? Why are you being so secretive about it?
Well, this is
I captured the bewildered expression on the guys face.
Judging by his difficulty in speaking, it was clear that he
possessed something significant and likely illegal.
Take it out immediately, why hesitate? Is it hard to
take it out here? Do you think I havent dealt with
people like you before?
Since I had him cornered, I needed to press further.
People like this delinquent couldnt be given any
leeway. Besides, it proved effective. Each time I
questioned him, he flinched, clearly intimidated. It was
evident that he probably had awakening pills. While
they were legal within the gates, using them outside
was illegal. It wasnt a crime to possess them, but it
was clear that he intended to use them for sheer greed.
I alerted the nearby disciplinary team members and
brought him to the guidance room. When he finally
realized his mistake, he looked quite satisfyingly
remorseful. This was true discipline. Just in case he tried
to escape, I locked the room door. If it didnt open from
the outside, he couldnt even try to escape.
Now, it was finally time to check what was in his
pocket.
Hey, take it out. I decided to be bold. Judging by his
frightened expression, I thought he would take it out
soon.
I dont want to
However, the response I heard was unexpected.
Suddenly, anger surged through me.
You mean you wont tell me?
After pushing the transfer student against the wall, I
reached into his pocket. At first, I thought there was
nothing there, but as I delved deeper, I felt something
soft. It was difficult to discern what it was, as it was
squishy. I had to retrieve it somehow. If he continued
to squirm like this, I couldnt afford to underestimate
him.
Huh?
What was in his pocket was gradually becoming
harder. I could feel it growing in size. It had been small
enough to fit in the center of my palm earlier, but now
it extended beyond my wrist. I was ready to pull it out,
but I hadnt considered that it might be firmly lodged
inside his pocket.
Senior
At that moment, a voice came from above. I hadnt
noticed earlier, but there was quite a significant height
difference. In the dimly lit disciplinary office, his face
wasnt clearly visible. Only his confident smile at the
corner of his mouth was noticeable. Suddenly, fear
overcame me. Even though I should be the one in
control of the situation,I felt like I might be devoured.
Why did you call me to beg for mercy? Im not going
to let you get away with it take it out immediately Im
confiscating it My voice grew quieter. Nevertheless, it
was crucial that I finished my sentence. Victory was
within reach. Or was it all just my delusion?
Senior, thats my dick.
My mind went blank at those words.