What time is it when the clock
strikes 13? A: Time to get a new
clock.

What do you call a guy whos
really loud? Mike.

A roman walks into a cafe holds
up 2 fingers and gets 5 coffees.

Never confide in a vacuum
cleaner. Theyre always collecting
dirt

Why does snoop Dogg use an
umbrella? Fo-Drizzle.

What do you call a nose with no
body? No body nose

Why should you never play poker
at the zoo? Too many cheetahs