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1. The Wedding Speech Gone Wrong

Chinedu was asked to give a speech at his best friends wedding. He was nervous but prepared.

He stood up, cleared his throat, and said:

Ladies and gentlemen, Ive known the groom for 15 years. Hes like a brother to me. In fact, hes the only person who knows my ATM PIN...

Everyone laughed.

Then he continued:

...and my ex-girlfriend.

Dead silence.

Then the bride stood up and asked: Which ex-girlfriend?

Groom whispered loudly: Chinedu, youve killed me.

Chinedu tried to save it: I mean he knows my ex-girlfriends brother from church secondary school morning section

The bride threw her bouquet not in the air, but at Chinedus head.

Till today, Chinedu is banned from weddings. And the groom still hasnt spoken to him.

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2. The Okada Man Who Argued With GPS

An okada rider in Lagos picked a passenger going to Ojuelegba.

The passenger said: Use your GPS, I dont know the route well.

Okada man laughed: GPS? My brother, I am the original GPS Gbese, Pothole, and Sudden-stop.

Passenger insisted: Just check Google Maps.

Okada man collected the phone, looked at it, and said:

Ah This thing wants to kill us o Its saying turn left inside one canal.

Passenger: Thats a canal??

Okada man: Yes o. Last week I followed GPS, I ended up inside someones living room. The man was eating yam. He offered me some.

Passenger: What did you do?

Okada man: I ate the yam. Then I charged him transport back to my house.

Passenger got down. Walked the rest of the way.

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3. The Chicken That Went to Court

A man in the village bought a big, fat chicken for Christmas. He named it Senator because it walked around like it owned everybody.

One day, Senator escaped and went into the neighbors house.

The neighbor caught it, cooked it, and ate everything even the bones.

The man found out and took the neighbor to court.

Judge: Why did you eat his chicken?

Neighbor: Your honor, the chicken entered my house and insulted my wife

Judge: How does a chicken insult someone?

Neighbor: It stood in front of her and said: Ko-ko-ri-ko Which in chicken language means: Your soup is rubbish

Court burst into laughter.

The judge laughed so hard he fell off his chair.

He finally said: Case dismissed but the neighbor must buy the man a new chicken plus extra for the trauma.

The neighbor bought two chickens and named them Chief Judge and Appeal.

Village people talk about that case till today.

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